|what girls say:||i'm fine|
|what they really mean:||the gym leader used a full restore|
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
"Now, as you know, each and every one of you was searched upon your arrival tonight. You have a right to know why."
HE WAS MEANT TO SING AND WAVE AT SOMEONE AND HE SANG INTO HIS WAVE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
HIS FACE AT THE END
Chicken-Fried Bacon by zippythesimshead
Haha shit nerd train get fucked up