Cassandra (Cassie) Lee Ann Marie Rutabaga Budweiser Smith.
Hails from Illinois, Blonde and bitchy.
- Do you love this shit?
- Are you high right now?
- Do you ever get nervous?
- I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
- You getting money?
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
The American Hogwarts Houses
Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.
GIVE ME FIC. MAKE THIS A THING. NOW.
when u tryna help out ya ugly friend
I’m the friend
please delete this rnI need an ambulance.
IM GKNNS PEE
peachy colored succulent // joeysplanting
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
accidentally made a coyote skull to summon a 90s glitter gel pen demon
my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz
a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.