Moon Series… Bess Li
Him: yeah, suck that dick
Me, has authority issues: you boutta suck your own dick if you don’t shut up
Him: tell daddy how much you like that dick
Me: 😒 it’s alright.
Him : this my pussy baby ?
Me: 🙄I mean it’s mine , but we can share it .
Does Cthulu count as “something old”?
Asking for a friend.
please do not raise old gods, new gods, borrowed gods, or blue gods
It’s your wedding day honey you raise whatever the hell you want.
sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….
Are you….. A reptile ?
men will literally be like “God do you have to be such a stick in the mud, it was just a few degrading and misogynistic comments and they weren’t even about you this time”
foodffs